revolutionator:

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else

these descriptions read like something from a katamari game

(via justjasper)

(Source: havetocheckthisout, via alexandraerin)

shitonmychest4goodluck:

＾▽＾

(Source: earth-song, via rattieprincess)

warlocksexalways:

Cat bins, keep ur cats organized

prinxessmeulin:

IDC IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE HOLY FUCK

(via punk-is-bread)

(via rattieprincess)

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

tulililli:

reblogthings:

lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is

(via cornerof5thandvermouth)

xvxbox:

dont tell people how to identify, dont tell people how to be themselves, dont tell people they arent trans enough or gay enough or X Other Thing enough go fuck yourself if you really think youre qualified to assert how other people should see themselves or present themselves

(via chadkroeger)

(Source: becomedog, via weirdoqueen)

(Source: ashgaytchum, via brucebananeronawillgrahamcracker)

(Source: hyrule-her0, via mermaids-and-anchors)

rhydonmyhardon:

hey its not so bad i’ve found the first useful thing about this relatively useless update

(via justjasper)

(Source: izzycrossing, via weirdoqueer)

weirdoqueer:

blood orange get it